DESCRIPTION :

If aging had a sense of humor, this would be its slogan. This design is for anyone who’s hit that stage where your joints make more sound effects than your children ever did. It’s funny because it’s true, and it hits perfectly for people who feel just a little too young to be this old.

This shirt is a playful reminder that time sneaks up on everyone—one crack, pop, and stiff morning at a time. Perfect for people with a sarcastic streak, parents who thought they understood the phrase until their knees started betraying them, or anyone who laughs their way through the aches.

Soft fabric, a clean print, and a joke that always gets a nod of agreement from anyone over 25. It’s relatable, it’s witty, and it’s guaranteed to spark conversations with people who also live on ibuprofen and denial.

MATERIAL DETAILS :

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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