DESCRIPTION :

Getting older hits different — especially when your back pops more than Christmas ornaments and your knees sound like a bag of chips. This sweatshirt captures that struggle with a funny, relatable holiday twist. It’s perfect for anyone who wants to celebrate Christmas with humor, honesty, and a little begging for replacement parts.

Made from a soft, warm cotton-blend, this unisex sweatshirt keeps you cozy through all the holiday chaos — gift shopping, cooking, family drama, and pretending you’re fine when your joints are plotting against you. The print stays sharp wash after wash, so the joke stays fresh even if your knees don’t.

MATERIAL DETAILS :

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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