The Only Place I'm Hanging My Mistletoe Sweatshirt
DESCRIPTION :
Not everyone does sweet and sentimental for the holidays — some of us prefer sarcasm with a side of don’t-touch-me energy. This sweatshirt is bold, hilarious, and perfect for anyone who’s over forced cheer, awkward hugs, and holiday expectations. It gets laughs, gasps, and immediate respect from people who know better.
Made from a soft, cozy cotton-blend, this unisex sweatshirt keeps you warm through holiday parties, family gatherings, office events, and every moment you’d rather be anywhere else. The print is sharp and durable, so the message stays loud all season long.
MATERIAL DETAILS :
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |