DESCRIPTION :

Not everyone fits neatly into holiday labels — and honestly, you’re not trying to. This sweatshirt is for the people who mind their business, keep receipts, and refuse to explain themselves without evidence. It’s sarcastic, clever, and quietly intimidating in the best way.

Made from a soft, cozy cotton-blend, this unisex sweatshirt is perfect for everyday wear during the holiday season and beyond. Whether you’re dealing with family gatherings, workplace drama, or people who assume too much, this design sets the record straight without you saying a word. The print is bold, clean, and built to last through countless washes.

MATERIAL DETAILS :

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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