DESCRIPTION :

Every holiday season someone assumes you belong on Santa’s payroll. This sweatshirt clears things up immediately. Funny, relatable, and perfectly sarcastic, it’s made for short people who are tired of being asked where the workshop is or if they live on a shelf.

Crafted from a soft, cozy cotton-blend, this unisex sweatshirt is built for comfort whether you’re holiday shopping, decorating, or just existing at a height the world refuses to accommodate. The bold print stays sharp wash after wash, so your message remains loud even if you’re not.

MATERIAL DETAILS :

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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