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I’m Not a Proctologist, But I Know an T-Shirt

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I’m Not a Proctologist, But I Know an T-Shirt

Sale price  $25.99 Regular price  $40.00
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DESCRIPTION :

Straightforward. Savage. Unfiltered. This “I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one” t-shirt is the perfect way to serve sarcasm with style. Made from premium, soft cotton and designed with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s ideal for anyone who’s got a sharp sense of humor and zero tolerance for nonsense.

Wear it to work (if you dare), out with friends, or anytime you feel like letting your shirt do the talking.

MATERIAL DETAILS :

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼

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