Never Hold Your Farts In Sweatshirt
DESCRIPTION :
This sweatshirt is for anyone who appreciates honesty, science, and the kind of humor that makes people simultaneously laugh and question life choices. Sarcastic, bold, and totally relatable, it’s perfect for lounging, running errands, or just making sure everyone knows you operate on zero bullshit.
Made from a soft, cozy cotton-blend, this unisex sweatshirt keeps you comfortable while you silently judge questionable ideas — yours or anyone else’s. The bold print stays crisp through wash after wash, making it a wardrobe staple for anyone who enjoys wearing their sarcasm on their sleeve… literally.
MATERIAL DETAILS :
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |