DESCRIPTION :

Sometimes I just wanna throw cow poop at people…
not to be rude — just to help them grow up.

This sweatshirt is for anyone who’s tired of dealing with childish behavior from full-grown adults. It’s sarcastic, blunt, and hilariously honest, perfect for people who believe common sense should be more common — or at least fertilized a little.

Soft, cozy, and made for everyday wear, this unisex sweatshirt lets you express your inner thoughts without saying a word. Whether you’re running errands, hanging out at home, or mentally judging the world, it delivers humor with just the right amount of attitude.

It’s not about being mean — it’s about survival. And laughter. Mostly laughter.

MATERIAL DETAILS :

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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