DESCRIPTION :

This one is peak dark humor — the kind that makes people laugh first and then go, “Wait… should I be concerned?” Perfect for anyone who’s had just about enough of humanity for the week (or the year). It’s bold, unfiltered, and brutally honest — exactly the kind of line that gets double-takes and quiet giggles from people who secretly feel the same way.

This design is for the unapologetically antisocial, the ones who find peace in silence, and the ones who don’t have the energy for nonsense. If you ever catch yourself thinking that life would be easier if people came with a mute button, this is your shirt.

Expect smirks, knowing nods, and a few people slowly stepping away — all part of the charm.

MATERIAL DETAILS :

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Size guide